Karina Lombard:
Karina Lombard
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Information:
Name: Karina Lombard
Born: 1969-01-21
Height: 1.75
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Filmography:
CSI (2007), The 4400 (2006), Rescue Me (0), Early Edition (1998), The 4400 (2005)
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Patrick Warburton:
Patrick Warburton Naked
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Information:
Name: Patrick Warburton
Born: 1964-11-14
Height: 1.91
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Filmography:
Kim Possible (2004), Camouflage (2001), The Venture Bros. (2008), Angels in the Infield (2000), Hercules (1998)
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Why does a man only get half-hour
lunch-breaks?
So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.
AscottBeacanOL
Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: Two,
but the job never gets done --- they just keep
arguing about who is
supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be
done!
DealbertAlbanwrUQ
Which of the following lines will do a better job
of frightening a man
away?
1) Get away or I'll call the
police!!!
2) I love you and want to marry you and have your
children.
WynnMelbyrnefa
Customer: There's something wrong with my hot
dogs.
Waiter: Sorry, I'm a waiter, not a veterinarian.
ElmerGangUx
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the
freezer ?
Mice cubes !
DaxtonTheomundMp
Tarzan was tired when he came home.
"What
have you been doing", asked Jane.
"Chasing a herd of elephants on
vines"
"Really ?", said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the
ground
!"
MacNachtanOnslowSC
A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. "Excuse
me", he said to
the cat in charge, "Can you get milk stains out?"
"Sure," replied
the cat. "We'll have that stain licked in a
minute!"
BackstereJarradpP
What did one
ghost say to another?
I'm
sorry, but I just don't believe in people.
CledwynEliotME
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the
Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a
Fury.
CliftunRaingeruj
A huge American car screeched to a
halt in a sleepy English village, and the driver called out to a
local
inhabitant,
"Say, am I on the right road for Shakespeare's
birthplace?"
"Ay, straight on, sir," said the rustic, "but no need
to hurry.
He's dead."
SantonSagarqS